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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 24 Apr 2013

    I kill at puttering around the house. Today I cleaned my microwave display, it has splattered soup on it and oily residue

    7:18 AM - 24 Apr 2013
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      2. Prasanna Ranganathan‏Verified account @PRanganathan 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling Awesome, though you are still at level 1 puttering. Wait til you Lysol-wipe the baseboards. That there is your PhD in Puttering

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      1. Jack‏ @Jackbam 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling That's excellent Mindy. You should take a break now. You don't want to overdo it.

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      1. Angel Amor‏ @AngelAmorAphros 25 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling Check out the official first teaser of the most anticipated web-series Social Theory! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF7zDTcMFSk&sns=em … #RT

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      1. Low Resington‏ @low_resington 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling More like oily jizzadue.

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      1. Jessie Murphy‏ @Jessie_268 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling Story of my life!

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      1. AhRani  💭 💻 📲 🕸 🌍‏ @AhraniLogan 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I can putter, or "potter" as they say in the UK. Dettol wipes rock. But my 4 yr old does not ever, never, let me go back to bed

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      1. Mitzi Mock‏ @MitziMock 24 Apr 2013
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        My life RT @mindykaling

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      1. Lori Lillis‏ @LoriALillis 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I always imagine the people in my tv are not subject to the mundane. Don't ruin it for me.

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      1. Ray Ramos‏ @ThatManRay 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling Sounds like my bathtub.

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      1. Liz D‏ @DrWiz0526 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling Haha I totally "putter," or as my college roommate called it, "elfing." I'm great at elfing around the house.

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      1. luckey doges‏ @mariatari 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling this is the hard hitting Mindy news that I follow you for...

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      1. bri shaw‏ @brishaw1 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling sounds like you need micro mates! They keep my microwave just the way i like it, unsplattered! http://micromates.net/ 

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      1. David Visser‏ @DavidBVisser 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I think Zooey Deschanel played you in an iPhone commercial.

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      1. rachel paige‏ @rachelpaige14 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling - I love to putter too! Almost as much as I love Mindy Project. #bestshowever

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      1. william dickson‏ @cookiesncrem 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling cross hope the soup was good....lol

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      1. anicalewis‏ @alglewis 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling good job! I cleaned spilled eye cream off my restroom trashcan whilst avoiding homework!

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      1. Benoit C.‏ @mrbigben 24 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling you're so Hollywood

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