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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 10 Apr 2013

    my inability to type quickly on my iPhone combined with no time has made my communication so curt and direct, it seems like I hate everyone

    2:25 PM - 10 Apr 2013
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    • JEN MONTAGE Ellen meatsauce💲meaghan eva marie alanna Sam M. Antonella Marafioti nicole. ronald mcdonald is a fascist
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      2. Seth Rogen‏Verified account @Sethrogen 10 Apr 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling that's why I use tons of exclamation marks. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

        5 replies 12 retweets 75 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 10 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Sethrogen

        @Sethrogen I love your liberal use of exclamation marks. It's like you're my successful tween buddy, "Seth!"

        5 replies 16 retweets 60 likes
      4. Seth Rogen‏Verified account @Sethrogen 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling thanks!!!!!!

        6 replies 3 retweets 36 likes
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      1. ronald mcdonald is a fascist‏ @babygrinchfan 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling hey chin up

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      1. alice‏ @AliceLovesMCR 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling i really do hate everyone

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      1. ronald mcdonald is a fascist‏ @babygrinchfan 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling dont let the h8rs bring u down

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      1. Emily Golden‏ @MLEgoldN 13 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling This is how people know you're officially a big deal. I'd say congrats, if your last few tweets made me think you'd even care.

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      1. soraya Pina‏ @Soraya_Pina 13 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling my point exactly

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      1. Jess Burks‏ @JessBArtistic 12 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling No iphone swype texting? My HTC can type 100 words in like three swyping minutes.

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      1. Matthew C‏ @MatthewFC 12 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling PS - totes had a dream last night that we were besties cruising up and down Sunset singing 'this sh*t is bananas b-a-n-a...<3 u

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      1. EatTweetBlog‏ @EatTweetBlog 11 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I love u mindy! Ur show is ah-maz-ing!!! Big love!!

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      1. fenix ‏ @fenixthegoddess 11 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling lol direct & curt, I consider it refreshing from you every once and awhile

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      1. Kat‏ @hekate 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling been there. Sometimes I look back at my texts and I seem rude or passive aggressive. Maybe both.

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      1. Tasha Cantoni‏ @tacosfortasha 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling this tweet explains my life

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      1. Jeremie Hallett‏ @JerHallett 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I was wondering if I had done something wrong. #relieved

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      1. atari800‏ @atari800 10 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I thought you just hated me.

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