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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 24 Feb 2013

    Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.

    8:52 AM - 24 Feb 2013
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      1. Justin Warner‏Verified account @EatFellowHumans 24 Feb 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling my breakfast sandwiches kill. Lemme know if you ever want to play old vinyl while I make them. My gf is cool with all of this.

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      1. Emery Rinse Repeat‏Verified account @emeryemeryii 24 Feb 2013
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        Hey @mindykaling, I'm great at breaking fast sand witches! Would you sincoder marrying a dyslectic?

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      1. Isabel Martin‏ @Isabel_A_Martin 24 Feb 2013
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        @mindykaling Next time you're back in MA, try the bfast sammy @ulacafe in Jamaica Plain. Egg, cheddar, bacon, and a maple sauce to die for!

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      1. Sarah Maguire‏ @surrahMG 24 Feb 2013
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        RT @mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.

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      1. Sam Beasley‏ @SBeas 27 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” Replace sandwich w/ bfast burrito & mimosas.

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      1. Robyn‏ @BobzSlu 25 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” @katrina_xo

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      1. Jesse Schaefer‏ @jjschaefer321 24 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” @mdrake26

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      1. David Michael Moore‏ @retweetartist 24 Feb 2013
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        @mindykaling I illustrated your tweet:pic.twitter.com/LHUNOxpCbW

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      1. rori‏ @rooaaarrrr 24 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” easily outranks all future husband criteria

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      1. Jourdan Klahn‏ @jourdanklahn 24 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” @dantellez927

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      1. FBI AGENT RICK JUSTICE‏ @LilLilSebastian 24 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” @PPMRyanCarey

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      1. Adam N Blanchard‏ @AdamNBlanchard 24 Feb 2013
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        @mindykaling interested? #truelovepic.twitter.com/6QMPF5wcBl

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      1. Jasmitaa Chhabra‏ @JasmitaaC 24 Feb 2013
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        “@mindykaling: Are you good at making breakfast sandwiches? If so, let's get married.” @MikeLabrador this is all you buddy.

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      1. Slayna‏ @Thats_So_Shana 24 Feb 2013
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        @mindykaling I just don't understand why we're not best friends ~*Yet*~

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      1. DR‏ @IrishFriedRice 24 Feb 2013
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        @mindykaling Baby I'll make you any kind of omelet you want on a bagel, croissant, English muffin, toast, you name it!

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