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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 26 Jan 2013

    "sometimes I feel as stuck in my own silly patterns as those muskrats are in tar." she said to Bradley Cooper as they looked at over the pit

    7:18 PM - 26 Jan 2013
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      1. Ed Weeks‏Verified account @EdwardWeeks 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling "Sometimes muskrats can escape, though," he murmured, revealing one in his large, dusty hands

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      1. Susana‏ @brightspotart 27 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Throw in Pinkberry and that is some 'perfect date' material. ;)

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      1. ConorUnfiltered‏ @McCullaugh90 27 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I Can't #ImDying Know-body sits near tar unless something pretty, is also, sitting near the tar. #prettytarpeople

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      1. Julie Anderson‏ @juliejulie 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling you, Bradley Cooper, muskrats, tar...where is Sydney Bristow? She needs a Dr. I smell a good episode brewing!

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      1. Artifice‏ @artlab 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling "muskrats?" Bradley Cooper thought. He looked at his watch and said "I believe those are water buffalo dear." She farted.

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      1. PamWasHere‏ @HolyShitSnackss 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling this really needs a humblebrag tag

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      1. Samantha Nyarko‏ @SamanthaNyarko 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling what? Is this from a bradley cooper movie lol?

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      1. Skeeter‏ @SkeeterKudzu 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling If you're writing a romance novel, or fanfic, I'm reading it!

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      1. Keith Ash‏ @KeithAsh_KASH 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Wtf are you talkin about?

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      1. Belinda Smith‏ @BelindaSCre8ive 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Bragger.

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      1. Lynn_100302‏ @Lynn_100302 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Think I'm in love with Bradley Cooper!! :D:D lol

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      1. Hey Ya'll!‏ @FlyoverNice 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Sometimes life really stinks but sometimes it's just the tar pits.

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      1. kyle mcnally‏ @kylemcnally_LA 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling ahem, they're giant (apropos) sloths.

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      1. Purp111‏ @Purp111 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Ha! Mindy Ur Cute!

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      1. Andrea H.‏ @Andrea_2889 26 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I think ongoing story about you and Bradley Cooper that we only get through tweets is a must. Please?

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