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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 19 Jan 2013

    A handsome single Jewish guy just brought me matzoh ball soup cuz I'm sick

    1:26 PM - 19 Jan 2013
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      2. josh groban‏Verified account @joshgroban 19 Jan 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling marry him! And make many many grandchildren. Its a blessing!

        7 replies 15 retweets 54 likes
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      1. Maria von Trap Queen‏ @merryk8noashley 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I bet it was @arzE

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      1. Carly‏ @tasteshappiness 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling matzoh ball is actually an old ancient hebraic term commonly used in pick-up lines #themoreyouknow #madeupfacts

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      1. Amanda‏ @mirandafaye7 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I've got a sore throat- does he deliver in NC?

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      1. Emily‏ @EmilyMarguerita 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling that is the dream.

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      1. PaprikaPunk‏ @PaprikaPink 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling That doesn't mean you have to marry him. As they say, "Why buy the bull when you can get free balls?"

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      1. Rachel Duitch Aronson‏ @RachelDuitch 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Come on Mindy, don't be a shiksa, send him my way! (but if you don't, I'd totes understand and dance the horah at your wedding)

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      1. Molls‏ @MollsMolls 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling omg, is that all it takes to get a single Jewish boy? #illhavewhatyourehaving

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      1. Meghan K Speed‏ @meghankspeed 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling was it Adrien Brody?!?!

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      2. Amy Tara Koch‏ @AmyTaraKoch 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling that is called a jewish pick up.

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      2. A. S. Rivers‏ @Winking_Buddha 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling The secret cure is in the matzo ball #JewishSecretWeapon

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      4. A. S. Rivers‏ @Winking_Buddha 19 Jan 2013
        Replying to @bluemammajoe

        @bluemammajoe @mindykaling A Matzo Ball: an yellow-white object made of matzo flour, eggs, H2O if good floats (bad sinks) in chicken soup.

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      1. Cassssssssss‏ @cassvXX 25 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling girl ik im late, but i hope u went for him!!

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      1. SchoolyG‏ @girishj 20 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Mindy, i am handsome (says my mom) single Jewish guy who would gladly bring you soup anytime.

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      1. Hannah Kahn‏ @Hannah_Kahn7 20 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling #onepointforthejews

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      1. Lisa Genet‏ @lisagenet 20 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling hope u r feeling bettah

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      1. Lisa Genet‏ @lisagenet 19 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling As a library/social security/Patti Smith Fan Club card-carrying Jew, I must ask: were the matzoh balls hard or soft?

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