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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 11 Jan 2013

    I hope my flu shot doesn't give me funky dreams!

    12:22 AM - 11 Jan 2013
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      1. Louisa Pyle‏ @aka_Islander 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Flu shot! Win for you, win for public health! Tell everyone how easy it was to get! #pediatricianoncall

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      1. Brandon J. Carr‏ @brandonjcarr 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling Oh no! You've got the Funky Flu! *funky bass line plays*

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      1. Shaila Fernandes‏ @VA_GreatFalls 1 Mar 2013
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        @mindykaling And, what's the fun in that?

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      1. Traveling Psychic‏ @TravelingPsychi 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling na, it will just give you the funky flu!

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      1. Pierre...‏ @Pierre755 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I hope that you get well soon.

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      1. joe daggitt‏ @default94 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling That happened to me! I dreamed I was at a Lakers game with Burt & Ernie, Will Ferrell, and Andy Milonakis. We ate pie together.

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      1. Kim Karlsen‏ @kimdrummer 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I hope your funky dream includes Rick James :)

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      1. Laura Lou‏ @HelloLaura96 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling if it happens, it happened to me. :/ crazy dreams, nonstop.

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      1. Mark‏ @rivetingbonmots 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling aren't you supposed to be a doctor?

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      1. Stephanie‏ @Low_Level_Rebel 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I had a dream last night that you were judging a synchro-swimming contest and you didn't like my routine or my personality.

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      1. Becca Davis‏ @beccaedavis 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I got one yesterday, too. I slept like a champion.

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      1. Kristal Boyd‏ @I_Love_My_Autie 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling shouldn't have bothered getting one. They're only 70% effective this year. I got the shot in sept, then the flu in December. :(

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      1. Dan Jensen‏ @dtarock85 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling That's why I got the flu mist! Don't get sick!

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      1. Smitty Barnes‏ @Wiseguy412 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling apparently u should also hope it keeps u from getting the flu!

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      1. jo cres‏ @beautyprodwhore 11 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling I would rather have funky dreams than this death flu any day !

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