@mindykaling you are everything I aspire to be when I'm older and I really hope you acknowledge this tweet by favoriting it *nudge nudge*
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@mindykaling you joke, as a child my dentist always said that for laughs. Years later, he did have an affair - my hygienist is now his wife.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling That might result in a molar pregnancyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling not molar; "gingivitis" is dental code for intra office hanky pankyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling I've always said if I were a surgeon, I'd start every operation by saying "hmm...incisions, incisions," before choosing my toolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling I have no dental experience. Beyond brushing and flossing, I really don't know much more, but I'd be your hygienist ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling I ALWAYS think my dentist is having an affair w the hygienist. why is that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling this tweet is fantastic. That is all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling good on ya' lass :-) You aspire for those dreams to become a reality...#yesthisissarcasmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling And if I were a serial killer I'd be "Another day, another jugular."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling go home you're drunkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling would you be the type to have sex on unconscious patients?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling Im surprised.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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