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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 29 Dec 2012

    The key to being un-roofieable is consuming a large bowl of steel cut oats before going to da club.

    6:55 PM - 29 Dec 2012
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      1. chris‏ @olsennchris 29 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling Love me cause i love you

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      1. Rebecca Gonzalez‏ @BeccaVanessa 29 Dec 2012
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        @lexy_lynn seriously love @mindykaling she knows it all

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      1. kerry camellia‏ @kerrycamellia 1 Jan 2013
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        @mindykaling a thick steak would work too.

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      1. Carolyn Hyman‏ @1416forlife 31 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling it also involves doing shots of fiber at da club.

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      1. Clueless Troll‏ @CluelessTroll 30 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling LOL, you wish someone would even want to roofie you

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      1. BeeBoo‏ @BeeBooBeepBoop 30 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling because no one wants to bang a girl with oat bloat.

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      1. Mai Nguyen‏ @_MaiNguyen 30 Dec 2012
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        Club tips from the best RT @mindykaling: The key to being un-roofieable is consuming a large bowl of steel cut oats before going to da club.

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      1. Andrew O‏ @bomcjo 30 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling or being so ugly no one wants to roofie you

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      1. Big Meech‏ @Big_Meech2013 30 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling Seeing how you're a horse that would work. No wants to drug ugly girls. #YoureSafe

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      1. Johnny Canucklehead‏ @JCanucklehead 29 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling Your show is dying of non-laughs. Decent characters. Get better jokewriters. Pleeeeeze!

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      1. Hannah Elizabeth‏ @hstark3 29 Dec 2012
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        "@mindykaling The key to being un-roofieable is consuming a large bowl of steel cut oats before going to da club." @ryanmichaeldaly

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      1. Rachel Valdez‏ @grrrawrrachel 29 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling plus, they keep you regular

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      1. Vote, November 6th‏ @b0ssmir 29 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling also: drinking from a sippy cup.

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      1. AJ‏ @BrattyCatt 29 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling it's the farts. Oatmeal is the best roofie prevention on the market

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      1. Scott Carty‏Verified account @ScottCarty 29 Dec 2012
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        @mindykaling you're so gassy

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