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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 29 Nov 2012

    Protect me from the things I want

    1:35 PM - 29 Nov 2012
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      1. Beth Martinez. Hero.‏ @dangervillage 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling like sparkles?!

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      1. rose‏ @rosejhunt 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling just say #yolo or #treatyoself and then you can ironically do bad things! im pretty sure thats why hashtags were invented...

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      1. Sarah Rappaport‏Verified account @SarahRapp 29 Nov 2012
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        I feel you. Right now it's some macarons. RT @mindykaling Protect me from the things I want

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      1. ikwu francis‏ @ikwufrancis 30 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling what things

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      1. holy shit‏ @svetalight95 30 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling haha well, what are the things?

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      1. Anthany Wingo‏ @chopwingo 29 Nov 2012
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        Whoever thought it was a good idea to put @mindykaling on tv can die.

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      1. DanaSpecht‏ @DanaSpecht 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling I would ask what they are but it might add to the list of things I need protecting from. PS: if one is Ryan Gosling, I get it.

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      1. Sunni Goodman‏ @SunniGoodman 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling thank you for supporting pancreatic cancer funding and research!

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      1. Ben Weaver‏ @BenWeaver27 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling that's the 21st century hail mary

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      1. Jon Shea‏ @jonshea 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling Maybe you should blog about the things you want.

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      1. Karl B‏ @KarlB14 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling We just watched the first ep of Mindy Project..really wonderful..loved it

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      1. Fabs‏ @Fabsmusing 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling if that were possible...I'd have more money :-)

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      1. Ransom‏ @afropopsecret 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling I think this is about Evan? #MINDYEVAN4EVER

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      1. Kelly D‏ @KellyDamerow 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling that's why 100 calorie packs were invented

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      1. Danielle Wiebe‏ @deyelli 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling major cliffhanger from the last episode. What is the policy on dogs after all?

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      1. Carolyn Jensen‏ @minncare 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling This shirt from @mcachicago read your mind :) http://instagr.am/p/KYnWsbQJ0f/ 

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      1. Liz‏ @nwjerseyliz 29 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling Want less. It's liberating.

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