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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 5 Nov 2012

    Why the fuck do they put sofas in womens bathrooms

    9:46 PM - 5 Nov 2012
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      1. Derick Armijo‏ @DerickArmijo 5 Nov 2012
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling I thought you guys knew. I always thought it was for menstrual cramps or for crying. Some guys could use crying sofas.

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      1. zz‏ @LindseySteff 9 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling Macy's.pic.twitter.com/hbbQzCy9

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      1. Rick Wolnitzek‏ @rwolnitzek 6 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling because women are so delicate, you know, monthly...

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      1. Michael Root‏ @joemax60613 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling As a guy, I always thought you girls had requested them? We never asked for the dude giving out mints and drakkar noir

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      1. Jenna Cole‏ @jennacole 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling nursing moms? So sad when women think they have to feed their babies in a bathroom. #nursewhereyouplease

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      1. Sarah Jamila Stevenson‏ @aquafortis 5 Nov 2012
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        In case we get a case of the vapors. RT @mindykaling Why the fuck do they put sofas in womens bathrooms

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      1. Charlie Kane‏Verified account @PGATOURKane 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling why did y'all put one in The Office?

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      1. Megan Spilman‏ @lovemybug121 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling I think you answered your own question

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      1. Ricardo Vidal‏ @rvidal 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling Breastfeeding, perhaps?

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      1. super model documentary hour‏ @blaxican92 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling because menstruating is exhausting and sometimes we just need to chill the fuck out and post up where boys can't see us

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      1. dennispop‏ @ktbcolors 5 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling why the fuck not, bitches need good seating

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      1. Kelly Sandoval‏ @Lavodnas27 16 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling because guys think "pads" are some interior design term

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      1. Linda McLaren‏ @mclarlinda 7 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling Not sure why.Just DON'T sit on them! (eww germs)

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      1. love, steveo‏ @ravenwing263 6 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling it legit became a tradition so they had someplace to lie down when their corsets gave them fainting spells

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      1. Nightowls, Inc‏ @nightowlsinc 6 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling So the men working 16 hour days can nap on them after all the women leave. #mightknowfromexperience

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      1. AJ‏ @BrattyCatt 6 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling for drunk girls to get their beauty rest?

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      1. Erica‏ @Lady_Of_Impact 6 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling for the one girl who is stuck waiting while the rest of her friends put on their make up

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