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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 3 Nov 2012

    DATE THE QUARTERBACK, EAT LIKE A LINEBACKER is my CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN'T LOSE

    3:15 PM - 3 Nov 2012
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      1. SAM BANKS‏ @_SamBanks 4 Nov 2012
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @lonelyboi69 RT @mindykaling: DATE THE QUARTERBACK, EAT LIKE A LINEBACKER is my CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN'T LOSE

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      1. biancs‏ @ghislane 4 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling actually I would rather eat like a quarterback and date Clay Matthews... better deal overall I think

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      1. Belle de Jour‏ @hexgirl311 4 Nov 2012
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        New life motto. RT @mindykaling: DATE THE QUARTERBACK, EAT LIKE A LINEBACKER is my CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN'T LOSE

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      1. Kerry Dunne‏ @dunneteach 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling fantastic!

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      1. Agdorf Pencilman‏ @IFIWEREBUILT 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling My CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN'T LOSE is IF I WERE BUILT MAYBE I COULD PLAY A FOOTBALL PLAYER ON A TV SHOW ABOUT FOOTBALL.

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      1. Amanda J‏ @AmandaJ1RN 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling you're a comedic genius! Hilarious and love the new show

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      1. Dr.Jeremias‏ @DrJere28 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling good one!

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      1. Aliee Chan‏ @alieechan 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling you're actually my favorite #preach

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      1. Larry Labow‏ @LarryLabow 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling love this!

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      1. Rebecca Milby‏ @RebeccaMilby 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling we're kindred spirits, you and I.

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      1. Leah Joon‏ @lelo29uk 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling I just peed my pants

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      1. Pia Norman Thompson‏ @PiaBizLaw 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling loved your book! I've given it as a gift. Love love love your show.

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      1. martin van ruin‏ @iheartfrosty 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling Seeing #WreckItRalph tomorrow, watching #Rudy tonight. That's kinda related.

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      1. Stefan Sirucek‏Verified account @sirstefan 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling stealing this and running for president!

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      1. Annie™ 🖤‏ @annielkozak 3 Nov 2012
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        @mindykaling clear complexion, full plate, CANT LOSE

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