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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 28 Oct 2012

    Pens always run out of ink when I use them

    1:55 PM - 28 Oct 2012
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      1. Lara Cornthwaite‏ @laracornthwaite 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling people still use pens?

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      1. pam!‏ @thecookingspray 29 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Did you run out of ink on a plane to Louisville? You(r doppelganger?) was clicking up a storm on my friend's flight.

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      1. Kelly Toms‏ @KellyTomsNC 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling They're afraid your razor sharp wit will make them bleed!

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      1. Kat Moon‏ @yeskatmoon 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Don't you hate that! Those darn pens & their mockery towards mankind!!!

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      1. KatieRose M‏ @anklecemetery 28 Oct 2012
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        It's a gift. RT @mindykaling Pens always run out of ink when I use them

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      1. Majesty unplugged‏ @sewjulie 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling it's because you left the office.

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      1. Erika Oppenheimer‏ @erika_opp 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling this is the kind of complaint that drives women to use BIC pens for women (only to discover that they, too, run out of ink)

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      1. Kim Velk‏ @woolfoot 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling That's a thing...Like, streetlights, late at night on deserted streets, go out when I walk past them.

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      1. Stephen R Hughes‏ @CosmicVagabahnd 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Always?

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      1. N Merrell‏ @NVMerrell 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling #mostboringtweetever !

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      1. Laura Cochrane‏ @lauracochrane 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling maybe you're not using the right pen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCyw3prIWhc …

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      1. Nicole Doss‏ @nicoleedoss 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling I consider a win if I use a pen until the ink runs out. Like, the pen was challenging me to not lose it.

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      1. Carolyn Jensen‏ @minncare 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Strangest super power ever :/

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      1. Wes‏ @hi_WEStified 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling geez, you must suck at life.

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      1. Sue Martin‏ @smartbmart 28 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling: stapler's run out when I use them!

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