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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 7 Oct 2012

    Michael Haneke, you are responsible for 100% of my nightmares

    4:21 AM - 7 Oct 2012
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      1. qasem makhamreh‏ @rakanmakhamreh 12 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling

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      1. Marco Sparks‏ @marcosparks 11 Oct 2012
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        RT @mindykaling: Michael Haneke, you are responsible for 100% of my nightmares

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      1. Katherine Brodsky‏Verified account @mysteriouskat 8 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling My true friends warned me about Haneke's movie. To watch it is to suffer, they said. I suffer enough in my everyday life.

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      1. Marc Woodard‏ @woodydeutsch 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling the white ribbon

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      1. Felicia‏ @feesosexy 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Funny Games is sooo well done though! More horror films need to shadow Haneke's vision.

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      1. Elizabeth Lanoue‏ @emlanoue 7 Oct 2012
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        He's awesome though, right? :) @mindykaling

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      1. Brian J. Roan‏ @BrianJRoan 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Someone just watch Time of the Wolf?

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      1. Andrew Buckle‏ @buckle22 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Mine too. FUNNY GAMES especially.

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      1. Marco Salvi‏ @marcosalvi 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Caché?

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      1. Lasange‏ @LaCsBa 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Good Morning Mindy

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      1. Courtney M. Lincoln‏ @courtasee 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling I LOVED your book. It made me laugh & laugh. I wish we were best friends. The sock puppet photo is amazing.

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      1. Danielle Marleau‏ @LadyMarleau 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling But Haneke will be there to change your diapers.

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      1. Maria San Filippo‏ @cinemariasf 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling I'm sure Haneke would take that as the best compliment ever.

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      1. Zack Pizzazz‏ @mrenygma 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling - I don't think there's another filmmaker out there who seems to actively despise their audience as much as Haneke does.

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      1. Claire‏ @clairehelene7 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling no love to David Lynch for nightmares? He provides a decent percentage of mine

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      1. Caxton mutuku‏ @Caxtonmutuku 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling ......... Why not me!!!!!!!

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      1. JUAN VIAL‏ @JUANVIALPARRA 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling Hello congratuletion from Colombia

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      1. Rowena Grant-Frost‏ @rowenaboggle 7 Oct 2012
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        @mindykaling My personal pie chart is 97% Michael Haneke, 2% clowns, 1% The sad parts in 'Dumbo'.

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