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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 11 Aug 2012

    If you don't bring your plate to the sink after a meal, i simply don't know if we can ever be friends

    11:55 PM - 11 Aug 2012
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      2. Joel Madden‏Verified account @JoelMadden 12 Aug 2012
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling you knew that is one thing I always Do is clear the table and rinse the dishes didn't you :) so meant to be

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 12 Aug 2012
        Replying to @JoelMadden

        @JoelMadden I love you, let's do this.

        3 replies 7 retweets 5 likes
      4. Joel Madden‏Verified account @JoelMadden 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling it's about time.

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      1. Taylor Trammell‏ @taylorttrammell 11 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling I always throw my plates onto the ground and shatter them.

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      1. Brian‏ @Dascenzo 11 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling who washes paper plates?

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      1. Orlando‏ @orlandoogolo 18 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling O mindy how can we start a new friendship cos i have my plates with me now hope you ll help me wash

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      1. urfi shah‏ @urfishah 13 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling hey i need u , i dont know where r u from, if u want to meet, i may come to c u regards

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      1. chakupa tinashe‏ @chakupatinashe 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling nc move

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      1. deepak maurya‏ @dragondeepak 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling great 2 have a fnd like u n hope 2 meet u soon.............

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      1. JuJu‏ @Spicy_Jai 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling true that!

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      1. Stephen Bowers‏ @ThatStephenB 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling If we were friends, I'd hide my apartment from you like alcoholic parents in high school. #Besties #DontAskQuestionsAboutMyLife

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      1. Sir Walter of Tech‏ @wpavlik2 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling It starts with teaching your kids to do it!

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      1. Aleisha louise‏ @aleishalouise01 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling Heyyyy, can you follow @connorjharris he is an amazing up coming artist and he great person to be around , thank xx

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      1. Christina‏ @gecold 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling But you must wait until everyone has finished eating before clearing your plate!

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      1. Tiffany Butler‏ @tlbutler411 12 Aug 2012
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        @mindykaling I definitely agree! Especially if they do and then just set it in the sink!

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