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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 22 Jul 2012

    Get up early, run errands, read, nap, slowly jog to early 2000s music while imagining I'm protecting the 2012 olympics from terrorists

    10:49 AM - 22 Jul 2012
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      1. Emily Who?‏ @EmilyWa60444313 30 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling I often imagine I am thwarting imaginary terrorist attacks too!

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      1. Mary Truillo‏ @gnarly_mar 23 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling I want your life

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      1. AnthonyEdward‏ @a513diaz 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling is your profile pic from "no strings attached"? I loved you in that movie! And I'm excited for #theMindyProject

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      1. Mr. Baseball‏ @thedonaldogrady 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling ok, a girl with a dream

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      1. Emma Cole‏ @e_cole_i 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling LIKE IN YOUR BOOK hahaha daydreaming the jog away. #bestreadever

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      1. Saint Mafia‏ @mafiaxsavage 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling #SuperheroMorning

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        @mindykaling we love you...Listen NOW to "The Philosophy of Intelligent Music Programming" at http://tobtr.com/s/3530319 . #BlogTalkRadio

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      1. Gregg Adamson‏ @ComebackG 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling My hero!

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      1. Paige Keffer‏ @paigekeffer 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling you just get me.

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      1. Leighton Rowell‏ @lmrow 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling Your crazy scenarios while jogging make my life awesome.

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      1. Natalie Beaulieu‏ @NatalieBeau1ieu 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling Sounds like a fantastic day.

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      1. terrence j reilly‏ @terrencejreilly 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling help or spread this to your followers could be help for one family here is the link http://indiegogo.com/homeheart  can you retweet this

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      1. Temperance Robancho‏ @TempCamKen 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling I wish we were friends.

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