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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 22 Jul 2012

    God I just got the BEST parking spot at Whole Foods

    9:05 AM - 22 Jul 2012
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      2. nicholasstoller  🇺🇸‏Verified account @nicholasstoller 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling don't move your car. You can sell that spot for a crapload starting at about noon.

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      1. Terror J. Creeps‏ @TJ_Wiggles 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling I'm sure God already knew before you tweeted it.

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      1. Eric Dead 2: Dead by Dawn‏Verified account @TheEricGoldman 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling That's pretty cool, Mindy, but we all know it's getting a great spot at Trader Joe's that's the true brass ring.

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      1. TampaUser‏ @DumbDraper 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling you should never leave

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      1. Melissa Poland-Guzek‏ @MelissaGuzek 23 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling it's gettin' real in the whole foods parking lot

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      1. Mark Meyers‏ @Moosington 23 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling Is it the spot that comes with a 20% off coupon?

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      1. April Tafoya‏ @aptafoya 23 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling let me quess, were u sandwiched between two subaru's, and a stinky hippie?

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      1. Why Not Win‏ @hoai_not 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling in this business, we call it rock star parking. The going-places-with-your-car-and-parking-in-spots business

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      1. Kaylie‏ @KaylieJoFosho 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling ma'am you're going to have to move your car, you can't park next to the produce

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      1. erin c‏ @erincas 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling You didn't get that by yourself.

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      1.  ⭐tinglesgirrl ⭐‏ @tinglesgirrl 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling It's the little things.

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      1. KRR‏ @ItHad2BYou 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling I really wish you'd stop using "God" inappropriately :-(

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      1. Garry Hayner‏ @Gragmeister 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling It's a rich life you lead.

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      1. Steph C‏ @Turtle_Dove77 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling its getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!

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      1. JENNIFER MALYK‏ @knockknockfit 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling Nothing starts a shopping day off right like the perfect parking spot! Especially at Whole Foods! Who agrees with me & Mindy??

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      1. Alayna Chabot‏ @alaynachabot 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling LOL

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      1. J. Shaver‏ @bigjakejsu 22 Jul 2012
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        @mindykaling Best Spot in the Lot music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMe_4QB5Lro&feature=youtube_gdata_player … by @nicepeter

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