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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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bit.ly/whynotmindy
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    1. David Stassen‏Verified account @davidstassen Sep 22

      Whatever happened to Room Service? Nowadays it’s all “in-room dining.” How’s everybody doing tonight?

      1 reply 1 retweet 60 likes
    2. B.J. Novak‏Verified account @bjnovak Sep 22
      Replying to @davidstassen

      And why all the paperwork? Fill out your room number? Clearly, you know my room number, pal – speaking of which, can I finally eat this burger you brought or what?!?!

      3 replies 1 retweet 200 likes
      Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Sep 22
      Replying to @bjnovak @davidstassen

      Gratuity included but another line for gratuity?!

      9:49 AM - 22 Sep 2018
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        2. Brianna Francis‏ @briannnafrancis Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          Is he your baby daddy or no

          2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
        3. A N N A‏ @suitablegirl Sep 22
          Replying to @briannnafrancis @mindykaling @bjnovak

          pic.twitter.com/dT355o0vmI

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        2. Chris Smith‏Verified account @SmithChris Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          What kind of Swiss Army knife do I need to open this mini ketchup bottle pal?? Ya kidding with this or what??

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. B.J. Novak‏Verified account @bjnovak Sep 23
          Replying to @SmithChris @mindykaling @davidstassen

          You think I’m the type of asshole who wants my butter in a fancy dimpled dish?!

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        1.  🧟‍♀️Scerica  🧠‏ @EricaRunnels Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          As a former in-room dining server, I’m here to let you know that (in my particular hotel - not all operate this way) I received 100% of the included gratuity in addition to whatever extra the guest added. I was always honest if asked, but didn’t point it out voluntarily.

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        1. Shannon‏ @xoxo_shaycay Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          So you can tip more. More than just the tip.

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        1. Myk‏ @blykmyk44 Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          All while they just stand and stare at you.

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        1. hoe, but make it spooky‏ @sydneybarrie Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          the included gratuity is generally a service charge that the person delivering doesn't see much (or any) of. tip on the extra line if you want the actual individual to see the cash

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        1. Devi Matthews‏ @ddsmatt Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          Typically added to large parties in comedy clubs for those patrons too drunk to remember “gratuity included” lol — know this as a server, back in the day

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        1. hi, im kate‏ @himateimkate Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          THEY ARE TRYING TO TRICK YOU

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        1. Josh‏ @Jmoeschl7 Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          Theres probly only 2 lines for gratuity when they kno ur famous.

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        1. Andrew Zuber‏ @TheRealZuber Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          And if Michael Scott doesn’t climb out from underneath that wheeled cart they bring in then I am outta this HoJo SO FAST

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        1. Lunella 💛‏ @Lunella75385914 Sep 22
          Replying to @mindykaling @bjnovak @davidstassen

          I'm dying 😂😂😂

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