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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    1. Chelsea Peretti‏Verified account @chelseaperetti Aug 6

      everyones babies sleep late but mine

      138 replies 80 retweets 4,742 likes
      Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Aug 6
      Replying to @chelseaperetti

      Mine gets up at 5am and is like “entertain me with a wildly funny one woman show”

      9:50 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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        2. Chelsea Peretti‏Verified account @chelseaperetti Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling

          OK I guess my baby does sleep late compared to that

          8 replies 2 retweets 556 likes
        3. sass mouth‏ @pnkvelour Aug 6
          Replying to @chelseaperetti @mindykaling

          for 6 months my baby woke up every day at 4am but now he sleeps from 7:30pm-7:30am hang in there folx

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        1. jade saunders‏ @ejadesaunders Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          do you make your cutie baby watch the Mindy project bc that’s my fave one woman show

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        2. Walshy‏ @amateurlawprof Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          "Okay @Google, play Spirit on @netflix while I be a bad parent and sleep another hour." Literally every Saturday morning.

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        1. Ardyce Kouri‏ @ardycekouri Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          When mine are 12 and sleeping again I plan to go into their rooms around 2:18 am and say “hey, my blanket is crooked ... fix it please ...” it is all about #thelonggame #momlife

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        1. Kat KB‏ @katrina3cyouth Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Tbh I would demand the same thing if you were my mom

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        1. Katrina ( 🔜LACC)‏ @katrinavchapman Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Mine demanded I sit by his bed (but I wasn’t allowed in it) and I had to hold his hand for 2 hours until sunrise. 😑

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        1. Queen of Alkebulan‏ @QOAlkebulan Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          All I want to know is how you went through your pregnancy as a solo mom and came out on top the way you have.

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        1. Nathalie EmmCee‏ @emmcee_nath Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Move to the east coast, don’t explain time zones to baby, and voila! Baby sleeps until 8am!

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        1.  ✨Melissa Sullivan 💫‏ @sullivanteam24 Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          As a mom of 5....I can say sleeping in comes around 13 years!!! Don’t worry they go by waaaaaayyyy tooo fast! Would love a cuddle, twin 18 year old boys for some reason don’t like a good snuggle?!!! Enjoy ladies ♥️♥️♥️

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        1. pumpkin-spiced SJ‏ @agoodwoman7 Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          My kids will have a full day of playing and activities, fresh air, late night and wake up at 6 a.m. the next morning like 'k take us out for Part 2 of the adventure week!'

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        1. heather rutherford‏ @her4231 Aug 7
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Mine woke me up for the 4am rerun of Family Feud everyday. I told him I'd record it to watch it later, but 5 month olds are unreasonably stubborn.

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        1. Natalie Fleming‏ @nataliepmay Aug 7
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Same, Mindy. Same. 😴

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        1. Allyson Brouillard‏ @AllysonBrouilla Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          I have two nieces one is up at the break of dawn the other one will sleep until 12

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        1. Naisa Thaker‏ @naisathaker Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Mine is a 6am waker. Even when the clocks spring forward. How does she even know?!

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        1. Tori Laird‏ @TorithePickle Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Tbh, if that we’re an option from you, I would choose the same path. Maybe try being less funny and she if she unfollows you?

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        1. Patty Koelling‏ @koelling_patty Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          I bet you are great at it!

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        1. Lacey‏ @LaceySaysHi Aug 6
          Replying to @mindykaling @chelseaperetti

          Mine just doesn't sleep. I think she's a robot.

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