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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Jul 31

    In order for my baby to sleep comfortably, the room must be filled with the sound of a barge going through a rain storm, and some crickets. 🙄 #soundengineer #momlife

    10:18 AM - 31 Jul 2018
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    73 replies 95 retweets 6,782 likes
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      2. Antoni Porowski‏Verified account @antoni Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Same as me I’m the same

        12 replies 29 retweets 2,401 likes
      3. lexi...? 🌻‏ @TheLexiReece Jul 31
        Replying to @antoni @mindykaling

        “Me I’m the baby”

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. mama yaya‏ @umm_aiyana Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        In order for my baby to sleep, we must sacrifice a virgin and find out what color the letter 5 smells like.

        2 replies 2 retweets 63 likes
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      1. Harpreet Saini‏ @SainiLaw Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        My little guy can’t sleep until he hears the sound of my youth and will to live fade away gradually into nothingness.

        0 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
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      1. Shakira Shute‏ @ShakiraShute Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        In order for my baby to sleep comfortably I had to play the first 5 tracks of Fleetwood Mac, Rumours. On repeat. Just the first 5. If i accidentally let track 6 play all hell broke loose 🤷‍♀️

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      1. FuzzBeed Eli‏ @FuzzBeedEli Jul 31
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        And yet if you sneeze three rooms away, nap time is over.

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      1. Keisha Venezio‏ @keishhhha Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I watched You’ve Got Mail recently and saw a teeny adorable Danny Castellano as a spacey book salesmen. So cute! #youvegotmail

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      2. Krystal‏ @KCP1985 Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        My 2 year old sleeps with a recording of a vacuum cleaner since she was 4 days old 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Donald J. Trump‏ @niceDonaIdTrump Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Move to New Orleans

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      1. Amber Martin‏ @kapelamartin Jul 31
        Replying to @ryanthonyfoster @mindykaling

        Ditto!

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      1. Baby Tweets‏ @babytweets11 Aug 2
        Replying to @mindykaling

        In order for me to sleep comfortably. You must become a human hug hammock. And give me all the milk. You have. And then fren, you must walk. And you must not stop. #babylife

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      1. grace‏ @gracerz Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Sis you have a baby?! Since when

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      1. Buy & Stream #Monster 10.26.18  🖤 #GabbieHanna‏ @GabbieShowILY Aug 3
        Replying to @mindykaling

        OMG- I'm DYING FOR A "LIFE HACKS AS A MOM" VIDEO MONTAGE or vlog written, produced-by & starring you. #MindyKaling I wonder if you've checked out the #SNOO or the #Tranquilo (vibration mat for baby) or any #binauralbeats like they have on #youtube ♥️🎵🎶

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      1. Clare Walker‏ @cmsteele592 Jul 31
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        @sarahpancake

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      1. Anne‏ @WindyCityFunk Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        💙

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      1. Bern Bright‏ @Bern_Bright Jul 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Babies sleeping. What witchcraft is this. They call it wonder weeks but I'm sure as heck stuck in wonder years!

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