Same as me I’m the same
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“Me I’m the baby”
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In order for my baby to sleep, we must sacrifice a virgin and find out what color the letter 5 smells like.
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My little guy can’t sleep until he hears the sound of my youth and will to live fade away gradually into nothingness.
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In order for my baby to sleep comfortably I had to play the first 5 tracks of Fleetwood Mac, Rumours. On repeat. Just the first 5. If i accidentally let track 6 play all hell broke loose
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And yet if you sneeze three rooms away, nap time is over.
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I watched You’ve Got Mail recently and saw a teeny adorable Danny Castellano as a spacey book salesmen. So cute!
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My 2 year old sleeps with a recording of a vacuum cleaner since she was 4 days old


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Move to New Orleans
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Ditto!
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In order for me to sleep comfortably. You must become a human hug hammock. And give me all the milk. You have. And then fren, you must walk. And you must not stop.
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Sis you have a baby?! Since when
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OMG- I'm DYING FOR A "LIFE HACKS AS A MOM" VIDEO MONTAGE or vlog written, produced-by & starring you.
#MindyKaling I wonder if you've checked out the#SNOO or the#Tranquilo (vibration mat for baby) or any#binauralbeats like they have on#youtube

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Babies sleeping. What witchcraft is this. They call it wonder weeks but I'm sure as heck stuck in wonder years!
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