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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Jul 29

    “You use a scalpel, I prefer a hammer.” Yeah me too if a hammer looks like that

    6:23 PM - 29 Jul 2018
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    24 replies 169 retweets 1,621 likes
      1. CMcNa‏ @McNamaraC5 Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Couldn’t help but think every time I saw Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible: Fallout “hey that’s the mustache that had to be so awkwardly removed by CGI in Justice League reshoots... but yeah, still worth it”pic.twitter.com/JTXeCg3YAy

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      2. Liz Ganim‏ @ganim_liz Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Love how all of sudden women have suddenly heard of #HenryCavill like he is this brand new actor or something, HELLO he’ s freaking Superman. But hey glad he is getting all the love, he deserves it, join the bandwagon, but I have been in this line longer, just saying.

        3 replies 2 retweets 33 likes
      3. Yellin’ De-Candy, Yeah!‏ @ellendecandia Jul 30
        Replying to @ganim_liz @mindykaling

        HEE, seriously. He was the only reason I watched the boring-ass Tudors! When he wasn’t on screen I would wander out of the room and 20 minutes later I’d be eating a snack or folding laundry like, “What was I...oh, right.”

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      4. Liz Ganim‏ @ganim_liz Jul 30
        Replying to @ellendecandia @mindykaling

        Yes season 1 episode 1; that’s really all that needs to be said:

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      1. Aaron‏ @aaron_rivin Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Has no one seriously come in here with this yet?pic.twitter.com/g20WsoTx96

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      1. the Original Snark Target‏ @LauraInAurora Jul 29
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        pic.twitter.com/AMiE12pFpZ

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      1. trā-scream  🧟‍♀️‏ @tracylrodgers Jul 29
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      1. E-BUBS‏ @TheEmanMM Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I understand why the man didn’t want to shave his mustache for Justice League now😂

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      1. Lindsay Hearty‏ @LindsayHearty Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I know right😍he can bring the hammer down anytime

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      2. Fer Mondragon‏ @mafergarciamon Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @renavmor amika

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      3. renata‏ @renavmor Jul 29
        Replying to @mafergarciamon @mindykaling

        Nail me to the wall agent walker

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      1. Crazy 4 Henry Cavill‏ @HenryCav69 Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        get in line bitch.👉🏼

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      1. Shoshalalalalalow‏ @shoshpd Jul 29
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      1. Janet Ault‏ @JanetAultVoice Jul 29
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        #hotevenwithameltedface

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      1. LIONEL‏ @liooonelgoal Jul 29
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        Ok that cool

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      1. Katie Nix‏ @KatieHNix Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        All this did was remind me of, “You poke a brain, who cares. You poke a vagina, you’re gonna hear about it.”

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      2. alphagirl‏ @alfagirl30 Jul 29
        Replying to @mindykaling

        apparently mindy missed henry’s dbag interview about dating and #MeToo

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      1. Kimberly Kotronis‏ @FIREY_REDHEAD81 Aug 3
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Where can one aquire said hammer??.... Home Depot? Lowes? Canadian Tire? 😏😏😏 #HenryCavill #IWantToHaveHisBabiespic.twitter.com/3RyZ0dozSa

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