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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    1. Mark Harris‏Verified account @MarkHarrisNYC Jun 2

      Saw Mean Girls on Bway last night and 2 girls in front of me were snapchatting and group-texting for the WHOLE SHOW. With their phones on dim. In some way this was a tribute to the show? But stop it. Those are humans on stage. Don't be awful. P.S. Your parents, who let you, suck.

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    2. Mark Harris‏Verified account @MarkHarrisNYC Jun 2

      One thing I hate about this: Don't put me in the position of either being the mean man who tells teenage strangers how to behave or putting up with their misbehavior. You took your kids to a public event; YOU parent them, you lazy, entitled wads!

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    3. Mark Harris‏Verified account @MarkHarrisNYC Jun 2

      They reminded me of Roy Cohn's line from his 1st scene in Angels in America where he's ordering Bway tickets for someone: "Seven for Cats or something, anything hard to get, I don't give a fuck what and neither will they." They didn't. (My thanks to them for not going to Angels.)

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      Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Jun 2
      Replying to @MarkHarrisNYC

      But Mark I was gonna live-tweet Perestroika for my followers. Is that gonna be an issue

      1:03 PM - 2 Jun 2018
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        1. Mark Harris‏Verified account @MarkHarrisNYC Jun 2
          Replying to @mindykaling

          "That was surprisingly short! No, wait, apparently everyone is getting back in their seats, there's more."

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        1. Jon Cries Out In Terror!‏Verified account @MrJonCryer Jun 2
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          This is, of course, a disgusting idea. But also, of course, I want you to do it.

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        1. still mectic‏ @wasted_calories Jun 2
          Replying to @mindykaling @sprinnyC @MarkHarrisNYC

          my kingdom for your kushner live tweets

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        1. Mega-Halloweeny Scary Name Kingery‏ @megansarak Jun 2
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          “Live Tweeting Perestroika” is a decent book title. I say go for it.

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        1. VoteNovember6‏ @ScottSFNY Jun 2
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          Can’t hang in for the full 8 hours? 😜

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        1. Sparkymcgee‏ @CrustyRumHam Jun 2
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          I don't even get this joke, but it seems like it should be funny, and the source of course.

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