mindflakes

@mindflakes

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London, UK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    4. sij 2014.

    Helo

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    24. sij

    lost my temper and threw my best hammer at the moon again

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  3. prije 5 sati

    "Let's all wear heavy boots and stomp around in the kitchen all day" - the rude family whose basement I'm secretly living in

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    6. velj

    wanna t-shirt that says 'Being nice is cool' with a picture of a skeleton playing bongos on it.

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  5. 6. velj

    The bassett hound is the most difficult breed of dog to limbo under

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    5. velj

    dipping a cursed sword in the city water supply. not sure what effect this will have, if any

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    5. velj

    I'm feeling a strong urge to "invest in worms." I'll explain. Basically I'm having intrusive thoughts about taking some of my money and putting it behind, and this is all the information I'm getting from myself, "worms."

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    It's cool when lines make a triangle

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  9. 5. velj

    Every day one person unknowingly eats more mashed potatoes than anyone else on earth. Today I vow that person will be me.

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    at the gym flipping my little legs around

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  11. 4. velj

    Just got a "door" installed in my home to allow me to travel unhindered between two separate rooms. Still prefer charging head-first through the drywall though

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    some apartments don’t allow pets but you can keep bats if you pretend to be upset about it

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  13. 3. velj

    A good way to end a boring phone call is to pretend to fall down a manhole

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    2. velj

    At this point, all I'm really looking for in life are more foods that I can put honey mustard on.

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    22. sij 2018.

    Kids today are always staring at their phones instead of acknowledging my loud and disruptive pterodactyl noises

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    30. sij

    I wish ducks respected me, but I know they don’t

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    1. velj

    when i hear a sound, i turn my entire upper body to see what it was.

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    30. sij

    For thousands of years humans have loved receiving notifications

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  19. 31. sij

    A spoon is the only cutlery you should need to enjoy a good meal. If you think you need a fork or a knife it's because the food is wrong

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    30. sij

    cats like to be in high up spots so they can make an announcement

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  21. 31. sij

    The Kitchen Squirrels have figured out how to operate the microwave. Only a matter of time before they learn how to unlock doors. This may be my final message.

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