millymelon

@millymelon

Mainly culottes. Once bought a bouquet for a pony.

London
Joined February 2009
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  1. 9 hours ago
    Replying to

    She actually said it twice. State of 'femininity' in the 21st century.

    2 replies
  2. 9 hours ago

    OH in restaurant last night from a GROWN ADULT WOMAN: I can't eat reindeer, they're Santa's Helpers

    1 reply
  3. 10 hours ago
    Replying to

    NO HARIBO wtf

  4. 10 hours ago

    I'm at the airport. Going to buy some haribo so I've got 40 quid in Sek in my hand.

    1 reply 1 like
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    still the greatest closing sentence in the history of journalism

    30 retweets 48 likes
  6. Jun 29
    Replying to

    Yep. Still broad daylight at midnight.

    1 reply
  7. Jun 29

    Hello I am in Lapland and it's still broad daylight at 11:30 at night. More daylight reports to follow.

    1 reply 1 like
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Stella Creasy is the Prime Minister.

    13 replies 121 retweets 381 likes
  9. Jun 29
    Replying to

    This is what it's going to be like after Brexit

    1 reply 2 likes
  10. Jun 29

    I'm in an airport in Sweden and I just bought s a bun and a bottle of water and now I've used up my entire holiday budget.

    2 replies 2 likes
  11. Jun 28

    I've just left my cat at the cat boarding and I feel like the worst human alive 😭😭😭😭😭

    3 replies 2 likes
  12. Jun 25
    Replying to

    What even is that time signature right there

    1 like
  13. Jun 25
    Replying to

    And like what even is the count for the beginning of Everyone Dies wtf

    1 reply
  14. Jun 25

    Judge me if you want but Biffy Clyro are as tight as fuck and make songs in a count of 7/4

    1 reply
  15. Jun 24

    This makes my old office boredom tactics seem like absolute amateurism

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 23

    The Chalcots council estate, a CNJ time lapse from a couple of years ago: It's on right, and private block is on the left. Watch the lights.

    13 replies 235 retweets 162 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 24
    Replying to

    "And the name of that man? Albert Einstein."

    1 retweet 1 like
  18. Jun 24
    Replying to

    Sounds like that bloke with the aged mother and the polling station cheered but that's literally what he told me.

    1 reply
  19. Jun 24
    Replying to

    I told you it was going to sound made up.

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  20. Jun 24
    Replying to

    his daughter texts him and says 'vote for my future!' so he goes to the bottom of the paper and votes Labour.

    1 reply

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