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Time for Hollywood to pony up and head for the border #illhelpyoupack #beatit

everyone taking dishes, if I had taken dishes they would have chewed me alive

highly successful people are the ones who tend to watch reality TV b/c it allows them to give their brain a rest and watch junk

there was a study that came out that said

I have to admit I do enjoy reality TV

I should have been a nucular engineer! Why not just turn it off?

"The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none." — Thomas Carlyle

EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN!!! Holy smokes!!! My phone alert just went off!!!

This year for lent i think i'm going to give up saying stoopid sh!t!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel electric! aggressive break-time today! and still excused early so i can walk the kanine and be back by the time eurasia wakes up!

Headed to beautiful Mexico (aka Central America for all those ignorant fools out there) for my honeymoon...time to brush up on my Mexican

Mime Double Dutch was a HUGE success at the Barmitzvah...thanks to all who participated ;-)

Happpppppy Friday!!! This weekend is going to be AGGRESSIVE!!! Miller Family Barmitzvah...going to break out the MIME DOUBLE DUTCH!!!

"The fact that 95% of americans don't even know how to say "hi" in a foreign language is SAD."

my cankles are cold!

It's a show about nothing! One episode I hate the nice security guard everyone likes! Another, I get a suit fitted in glass conference room!

Can't wait to be done with these joksters for the week...bunch of B@tch c@ck outs!

it's 3:15, you know what that means! It's second post-lunch non-bathroom breaktime!

Print Selection? News to me...death to all trees!!!!