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Housing affordability will deteriorate unless we act soon: CMHC chief economist theglobeandmail.com/canada/article
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There are so many of the same type of guy at the Alexisonfire concert
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It’ll be all-you-can-eat but everything on the menu will taste like shit
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Are you ready to turn your comedic dreams into reality? Introducing “Misdirect: The Nick Nemeroff Comedy Grant” aimed at emerging comedians who could receive $10,000 for their next comedy initiative!
Learn more, including when applications open at academy.ca/misdirect
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I hope Jokic smokes a pack of the worst tasting cigarettes on planet earth and drinks a bottle of liquor that tastes like juniper, rotten plums and burnt metal
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Spilled water all over my laptop and it’s no longer under warranty. This sucks.. Now I have to buy completely new water
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The silence kills me… please add a wordless promo for upcoming programming with a low key beat. Anything but this…
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General Baptiste-Pierre-François Bisson was one of the biggest men in the Grande Armée: he was both very tall and, by the end of his life, extremely fat. He was notorious for his unquenchable lust for food & alcohol, supposedly he could polish off 8 bottles of wine at lunch.
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RIP Ted Kaczynski. Devastating news. The world just lost one of its last literate Polish people.
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what niche internet culture were you apart of as a teenager i was on reddit nosleep
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trump going into the nuclear secrets bathroom and saying "I'm going to drop a major load"
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E97: Rob Ford
This week we look at the life and career of one of the most famous municipal politicians of all time. He was a man who loved football, driving, football and partying. It's former Toronto mayor Rob Ford. Enjoy!
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I’m picturing more of a Charlie’s grandparents situation
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Jamal Murray is bringing South Western Ontario Excellence to the World!!
Can’t believe they were able to book Denver’s Hottest Men to sing the anthem at the NBA Finals
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Boston becomes first city to lose a home Game 7 to an 8-seed in both hockey and basketball in the same season.
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Really excited that Boston will not make history tonight. Nothing good has ever come from that
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How much do you think John Malkovich got paid to do the NBA Finals promo voice over? Or does he just do it for the love of the game?
This is my new conspiracy theory
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This is gonna be so fucking sick
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New show with next week friend and business partner @mikeykolberg
TWO-HEADED DOG: a comedy show with 2 of everything!
2 hosts - myself & @mikeykolberg
2 features - @mrnastynodrama & @bitajoudaki
2 headliners - @HishamKelati & Jordan Foisy
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dont have much to add to the jamal murray-kitchener, ontario discourse except that in uni we went there for oktoberfest and our bus driver got a DUI on the way back
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TONIGHT. SOLD OUT.
(If you need a ticket DM me I can probably still hook you up)
see you there
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New show with next week friend and business partner
TWO-HEADED DOG: a comedy show with 2 of everything!
2 hosts - myself &
2 features - &
2 headliners - & Jordan Foisy
tr.ee/BigoxbAOGU
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