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My bad. 5 cars, not 4. Made all the difference. Didn't count as they headed for the other end of the platform. Cheers again
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Two short-formed (4 car)
#southeastern trains in a row, without warning. Start the week with a smile, eh?#cantgetonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
#Southeastern train rebooting. Not a good sign. Already 10mins late. Happy Valentine's...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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Never dropped a shot with a Chrome Soft.
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Stu-ffed ?
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So Lord Sewel's resigned. Should be a cracking leaving do...
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Video lesson with Tiger should be coming soon, then? Has he bought the apps yet?
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In what world is a six-inch Minion tattoo a good idea? And on a 45 year-old's left calf? No world at all, that's what world.
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Thank goodness the train heaters are running full blast, it's freezing outside.
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Worst. Almost total solar eclipse. Evar.
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Having one's balls fondled by a lady doctor certainly breaks up the week.
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Mike Woodhouse Retweeted
CONTEST: Just RETWEET & you can
#WIN a in-person Golf Lesson w/ Golf Guru Mark Crossfield &#GAMEGOLF!#golf#UKonlypic.twitter.com/zICduASXIf
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Miss breakfast for the early
#southeastern#soutttain. Of *course* it's cancelled. Pain, no gain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Daughter did ice bucket thing last night. Twice. Didn't like her "look" in the first one. Apparently we made a Real Girl after all.
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By now, younger child has either gone on school trip or he hasn't. Won't know until I get home.
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Why do I hate going to the office? Because I have to use
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Royally entertained by
@The_Strypes this evening. Turns out I'm not quite old enough to be their grandad. Not quite. BlimeyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
£3.35 delay-repay voucher arrives from
#southeastern - my descent into VictorMeldrewism continues apace. Another one claimed#dontbelieveitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Nothing I like more than standing on a packed train at Lee for 20+ minutes. So this is my lucky day. Tyvm
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