Mike Woodhouse

@mikewoodhouse

Partner of Pam, dad of Martha & Johnny, cricket-, poker- & other games-playing programmer at Large German Bank.

London, UK
Joined January 2009

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  1. Aug 7

    My bad. 5 cars, not 4. Made all the difference. Didn't count as they headed for the other end of the platform. Cheers again

  2. Aug 7

    Two short-formed (4 car) trains in a row, without warning. Start the week with a smile, eh?

  3. Feb 14

    train rebooting. Not a good sign. Already 10mins late. Happy Valentine's...

  4. 30 Oct 2016

    Cracking evening with ....

  5. 13 Mar 2016

    Never dropped a shot with a Chrome Soft.

  6. 6 Aug 2015

    Stu-ffed ?

  7. 28 Jul 2015

    So Lord Sewel's resigned. Should be a cracking leaving do...

  8. 3 Jul 2015

    Video lesson with Tiger should be coming soon, then? Has he bought the apps yet?

  9. 3 Jul 2015

    In what world is a six-inch Minion tattoo a good idea? And on a 45 year-old's left calf? No world at all, that's what world.

  10. 4 Jun 2015

    Thank goodness the train heaters are running full blast, it's freezing outside.

  11. 20 Mar 2015

    Worst. Almost total solar eclipse. Evar.

  12. 4 Mar 2015

    Having one's balls fondled by a lady doctor certainly breaks up the week.

  13. Retweeted
    7 Feb 2015

    CONTEST: Just RETWEET & you can a in-person Golf Lesson w/ Golf Guru Mark Crossfield & !

  14. 29 Jan 2015

    Miss breakfast for the early . Of *course* it's cancelled. Pain, no gain.

  15. 27 Aug 2014

    Daughter did ice bucket thing last night. Twice. Didn't like her "look" in the first one. Apparently we made a Real Girl after all.

  16. 14 Jul 2014

    By now, younger child has either gone on school trip or he hasn't. Won't know until I get home.

  17. 17 Feb 2014

    Why do I hate going to the office? Because I have to use to get me there, that's why.

  18. 13 Feb 2014

    Royally entertained by this evening. Turns out I'm not quite old enough to be their grandad. Not quite. Blimey

  19. 10 Dec 2013

    £3.35 delay-repay voucher arrives from - my descent into VictorMeldrewism continues apace. Another one claimed

  20. 5 Dec 2013

    Nothing I like more than standing on a packed train at Lee for 20+ minutes. So this is my lucky day. Tyvm

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