Mike Scollins

@mikescollins

Comedy guy from Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Usually have to pee.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009

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  1. Jun 7
  2. Jun 5
  3. Jun 3

    "Mother, look!! I'm one of the Hecks Angels!!"

  4. Jun 2

    I'm the youngest at this Phil Collins show by 20 years and it's the best.

  5. May 26

    Eric and Donald Jr are loving this.

  6. May 26

    Next person who asks if I'm Justin Theroux I'm just gonna say yes. This is exhausting.

  7. May 25

    Lucky to have representing Massachusetts.

  8. May 24

    PLEASE STOP COMING TO MY IMPROV SHOWS!!!

  9. Retweeted
    May 24

    "I don't normally say this, but you two should get a divorce."

  10. Retweeted
    May 18

    Love me some Daily. Can't wait to have as a guest tonight.

  11. May 18

    Just show us your birth certificate and we'll move on!

  12. May 16

    Ok just how bad is this piss tape? I'm starting to think one of the ladies must have drowned.

  13. May 15

    Way too excited we have The Daily's on the show this week.

  14. May 14

    It's crazy how me and Justin Theroux have exact same face/body. No two snowflakes are alike but I guess that's not true for people. Wow.

  15. May 13

    Without question he thinks he's speaking French right now.

  16. May 12

    THESE TRUMP TWEETS ARE JUST A DISTRACTION FROM MY IMPROV SHOW TONIGHT! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

  17. Retweeted
    May 12

    Seth Meyers: 'America Is Both Among, And In, Deep S**t' -

  18. May 11

    *Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Woof. Woof's woof...

  19. Retweeted
    May 10

    Kellyanne Conway always sounds like her husband came home early and she's talking to him in front of a closet where her lover is hiding.

  20. May 10

    This old / Paul Rudd sketch is so good and I think only available on the "Stevie Nicks Info" FB Page.

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