pizza cutters rule because they’re both of humanity’s best inventions: wheel and knife
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Mike Pearl: Maybe Twitter would die if power users could export their clout
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I think this is right. The future is probably normal glasses that you can do your normal internet on plus a bunch of new things, not a gameboy glued to your face that whisks you away to an all-dork planet.
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In like 1991, Freddy, Jason, and Chucky were the scary mascots of boys older than me. In my head I was like "Those are *monsters*! They kill! How can you like them???" It was a sort of drag show, and 7 year old me was the perfect shocked spectator
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I think it's cool that the producers mistyped "Leslie Nielsen" and then decided to make the movie anyway
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New ‘Naked Gun’ Movie A Go At Paramount With Liam Neeson Starring And ‘Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer Directing deadline.com/2022/10/naked-
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Just opened some Tofurkey lunchmeat by throwing away the cardboard sleeve, opening the heat-sealed plastic with scissors, throwing away all that plastic, and then slipping the unused slices into my own ziplock bag. Then I had an oreo. Jail is too good for the Tofurkey designers
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Wow, Nobel Peace Prize goes to the inventor of the peel-to-open, self-adhesive, fully resealable modern Oreo cookie package? Well-deserved
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I can summon every pixel of this image into my mind's eye anytime I want, from the chrome skull sidekick to the untied left shoe, and at least this art is kinda cool. The world is going to be so much crappier without any Lisa Franks left in it
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Bad enough that I have cheap images in permanent storage in my brain from 90s Trapper Keeper covers and Scholastic book ads. My kid is going to be stuck with procedurally-generated stuff like this. Trump's incomplete necklace, and that tumor in his abs forever haunting his dreams
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In honor of New Frasier, please enjoy these crimes committed by my friend Peter
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Second in this series:
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Please enjoy this Wikipedia adventure with a fun twist ending
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Movie theaters are going to be fine. We’re raising a generation of kids whose parents always fret about “screen time.” When they find out there’s this concept called THE BIG SCREEN they’re gonna flip out
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I believe that what they did for Bob Odenkirk, they could and should do again for Paul F. Tompkins
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Rewatched this last night for the first time in like 25 years. It's supposed to be dystopian, like "Uh sorry ma'am. The computer says you don't exist. A glitch? Sorry, don't care." But they could remake it and call it "What it's like to try and do literally anything now"
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boy youtube really frog-in-the-pot-of-boiling-watered us into tolerating an absolutely unreal ad load
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Elevated horror is like emo: The concept makes me roll my eyes, but the actual thing almost always rules
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Putting a pin in this Andor thing. If the show ends in a couple years and you all still rave that it's "worth watching" I'll take a gander
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Mickey Mouse has the potential to be a great movie character. There's going to be some great stuff once Disney loses its death grip on the rights to him in 2024
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Runaway Brain is a 1995 animated comedy-horror short film produced by Walt Disney. It was nominated for an Academy Award, but Disney kept it out of circulation because of its use of an "evil Mickey" & because of the complaints they received surrounding the death of the professor.
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Did I watch the beheading videos? Yes absolutely. Was I crying and on meds? Oh yes
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This person is talking about elder millennials being a tougher generation because we watched beheading videos and such on the internet back in the day, which, lol
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Electric cars don't have to have giant iPads in them or look like something from the Sharper Image. It's like car companies don't know "electric" and "electronic" are two different words
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I made this list for my wife, it’s her birthday tomorrow!
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Another fine Rock Bottom for the collection
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Some of 's videos are Rock Bottoms. Of a sort. Rock Bottoms are like jazz. Many wonderful variations!
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Another classic from the Web 1.0 days
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Here's the classic Simpson's clip:
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PSA: this kind of edit is called a "Rock Bottom," named after the Rock Bottom segment from a 1994 Simpsons episode. They are all funny and I love them, and I want more people to call them Rock Bottoms so people can find them by searching
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I had DreamStudio generate a Hokusai painting of Borat and I am going to have it printed out and placed on the inside of my coffin so I can enjoy it forever
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I’m just happy when the person of the year isn’t a copout like “The Warriors for Democracy” or whatever like it usually is
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Get back but also Come together? Ugh fine. Let it be, but also don’t let me down? What do these guys want me to do???
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There’s a strong case to be made that Tim Robinson is just remaking the Chris Farley living in a van down by the river sketch over and over. There’s also a case to be made that there’s nothing wrong with that
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Biden’s presidential campaign surprised climate change advocates with an ambitious proposal to cut carbon emissions.
The people who were won over by his pledges haven’t forgotten, writes .
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I wrote about how Biden’s big climate promise — the detail in his plan that gave it its power — is probably gone forever after less than a year as president
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