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A child’s understanding of soccer: Me: Get the ball! Get the ball! 3yo: I can’t, they not sharing with me.
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3yo: Can you get that spider? Me: *Gets the spider* 3yo: Good job Dad, you’re a super hero! *Gives Daddy a high-five*
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Uncle Jon: *Puts on sunglasses* Do I look good? 3yo: *Puts on sunglasses* No, -I- look good!
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3yo: Daddy, can I have this lollipop? Me: No, it has too much sugar. 3yo: Aww I mad at you. I not play with you anymore. *pause* Daddy, can I have this strawberry? Me: Sure, that’s healthy for you. 3yo: Yay! Thank you Daddy. You’re my best friend.
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How is it that kids can wake up so early on weekends but so late on weekdays?
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Me: What is your favorite part of the day in school? 5yo: Science!
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When you’re carrying your baby and she gives you a mean purple nurple.
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5yo: The S word is "shut up." The B word is "butt." The F word is... I don't know. The F word is a mystery to me. Me: o_O
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It's been about ten years since
@codinghorror and I started building@StackOverflow so I decided to write a series of blog posts in retrospective! The first one is live here:https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2018/04/06/the-stack-overflow-age/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
3yo: Why can’t I eat boogers? Me: Because they’re yucky. 3yo: No, they not yucky. Me: No? What do they taste like then? 3yo: *Sticks finger in nose, then in mouth* Sweet!
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Anyone else seeing a strange counter in the bottom left corner of Facebook? It is counting up and seems to disappear after ~15 or so, but reappears upon a page refresh.pic.twitter.com/zbakVfTUHI
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If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, is programming the process of putting them in?
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The 3yo, right after opening up presents from her birthday party, "Awww, I love my friends!"
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5yo: My friend sometimes makes me cry, but I still love her.
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5yo: *Points at Wonder Woman's outfit* Doesn't Wonder Woman get cold?
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"Product managers are the curators of great ideas." -
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“I can’t wait for the naked man,” said our 5yo daughter as we watch the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics.
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I wonder if people who say they like the smell of "new babies" know they really just like the smell of new diapers, baby soap, and baby detergent.
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