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@MikeDrucker

writer for television, video games, and comics. stand-up comedian. wrote a whole book about Silent Hill 2. Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail dot com

New York, NY
Joined November 2008

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    Apr 20

    i see more Monster Energy Drink stickers than Biden or Trump stickers, why isn't Monster Energy Drink president

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  2. Apr 20

    There’s something deeply funny about a video game company releasing a chart that explains why every option is a rip off

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  3. Apr 20

    I don’t see why people are upset. They did a chart like this for Anthem and that game was a huge success.

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    Apr 20

    Also, if you say that social transition should "not be a treatment option," but that kids should be put in "counseling," you're endorsing conversion therapy. If the only acceptable outcome for the state is that trans kids just not be trans... you're mandating conversion therapy.

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    Apr 20

    ~ Today we celebrate the exact amount of calories in a can of Super Mario SpaghettiO’s

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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    if gravity suddenly stopped working, problems would arise

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    Apr 19

    ❗️I need your help❗️ Ben's birth was anything but easy, and we couldn't have done it without our amazing doula Mollee. Well, she's been diagnosed with cancer and needs treatment. Tonight at 8 pm PT, and I are doing a charity stream: ❤️

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    Apr 19

    We’re still going to keep taking our shoes off at TSA checkpoints forever though? Just to be safe?

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    Apr 19

    Here's something exciting! This movie's a lot of fun, can't wait to see it come to life. 🪄🎮 🏈

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  11. Apr 19

    Me carrying home groceries from a store four blocks away

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    Apr 19

    didn't the NY Post dox a random EMT who had an OnlyFans last year

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  13. Apr 19

    “NFTs will solve many problems the modern internet faces today!” “So it’ll make scams harder to pull off?” “No, way easier.” “It’ll make things simpler for the average user?” “Oh, definitely not.” “It’s faster?” “No.” “It’ll create more equality?” “Only if you’re rich enough.”

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  14. Apr 18

    while people are arguing about GBA emulators, they’re sleeping on how good Neo Geo Pocket games are on the Switch

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    Apr 13

    More shows are in the works!, here are my current dates for 2022. Looking forward to share a bunch of new material with you all soon! Tickets on sale now at:

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  18. Apr 18

    me looking back at the results of my own life choices

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  19. Apr 18

    There’s nothing you can do to me that I haven’t already done to myself

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  20. Apr 18

    It saves money to have Jason Momoa star in the Minecraft movie because he’s already built 😎

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