gay people walk quickly because we constantly have Toxic by Britney Spears (143 bpm) playing in our heads whereas straight people have Closer by the Chainsmokers (95 bpm)
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if you enjoyed this tweet please take the time to stream ARTPOP by Lady Gaga on Spotify
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sorry I didn't know I was in the presence of a celebrity last night??
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I forgot to tell you a stranger at a party in Sydney recently quoted this to me as their own joke and I absolutely snared them. It was super satisfying because I fully endorse call out culture as I am a nitch, and I then showed everyone sitting there your Twitter.
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did trixie just steal your tweet and vary it very slightly to try to pass it off as her own joke? i think yes
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