mikeash

@mikeash

Wizard without portfolio

Washington, DC
Joined August 2007

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  1. What luck to be staying right across the street from this fine educational institution.

  2. After a long silence, here are, hopefully, some good news

  3. Does the iPhone 7 fix Airplane Mode? My 6+ barely flies at all.

  4. Full Interplanetary Tranport System presentation in ~30 mins. Simulation preview:

  5. Her Royal Coachedness versus Dat Temperament.

  6. mikeash followed and
  7. In which the nominee from the “party of small government and personal freedom” strenuously advocates for random police searches.

  8. I'm angry with you, Apple.

  9. From my point of view, the Jedi are upside down!

  10. It you want cyclists to follow the same rules of the road, maybe install stoplight sensors that can detect them.

  11. It's amazing that the Buddha realized that “life is suffering” despite living millennia before the invention of the computer.

  12. All those snarky political tweets won’t mean squat if you don’t vote. Double check that you’re registered IRL:

  13. Press 1 for sales. Press 2 for service. Press 3 to kill a total stranger in return for $1 million. Press 4 for technical support.

  14. Cheese poll results: C wins, and A, B, D, and E are all tied for second place.

  15. Quick informal poll. What's the best thing about cheese? A) B) C) or D)?

  16. “I don't want to get a shot!” <shows photos of iron lung wards> “OMG can we go get a shot right now?!”

  17. Man, I forgot how obnoxious these animations are.

  18. I don't think I can eat that many deplorables. How much for just a pint?

  19. Accessibility -> Reduce Motion -> On silently disables iMessage effects in iOS 10. WTF.

  20. The Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. The paramedics drove as fast as they could, but the Grinch was DOA at the hospital.

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