Mike Deeks

@mike_deeks

Director of Engineering for Infrastructure . Formerly ,

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2013.

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  1. 26. tra 2019.

    Almost got in a big accident today because I had turned Autopilot OFF. I was tired and distracted talking just for a second. Autopilot never gets tired or stops watching. It would have caught this like it has countless other times. Humans have no business driving. <3

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    “Does your team use service discovery?” “Oh yeah, we find services we didn’t know we had all the time.”

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    15. velj 2019.

    On the subject of visibility: I think engineers overestimate how much detail is known by directors on up, and underestimate the value of their voice. Execs make best effort decisions every day on whatever signal they happen to have. So give them some signal: *say* something.

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    13. velj 2019.

    They call it C because it's short for CVE

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    5. velj 2019.

    Serverless is the Internet equivalent of flat earthers.

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  6. 20. pro 2018.

    A crazy person threatened to kill everyone on Bart, yelled f--- you at me, called me a white n-word (?!), threatened another girl yelling sexual things at her. The App takes too long to report. Can we just have a button on each train that sends the police immediately?

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    7. kol 2018.

    Attention to detail at its finest. Look at the rounded edges slowly appearing and the visual confirmation👌

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    BREAKING NEWS: San Francisco City Council announces that tech companies will no longer be allowed onsite private restrooms. "Tech companies cannot isolate themselves from the character of the city. Employees will have to shit on the street like everyone else." said .

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    4. lip 2018.

    Woke up to 300 replies from grumpy devs about GitHub. Guys this is 2018. Microsoft has one of the kindest, most inclusive CEO’s out there. You demanded they changed. They have. You demanded they embrace open source. They have. Now it’s your turn to change and forgive.

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  10. 30. svi 2018.

    Thank you and for delivering our Model 3 just days after our wedding! Her first car she bought in college and her second was yesterday. It is her dream car, and now that I've driven it, mine as well. Quite the wedding gift.

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  11. 12. ožu 2018.

    “Hey Siri, remind me to change the cat litter in two weeks.” Misspelled, misdated, and put into my shopping list. clearly plenty of room for you all to win over this space.

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    Forget ICOs, you should invest in my JIRA backlog now

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    6. velj 2018.

    I spent 4 hours debugging a multi-threaded lock contention bug in a CLI tool. Then I watched 2 rockets land up right on their assigned landing pads at the exact same time after launching a vehicle in space. I quit.

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    1. velj 2018.

    Coin of the Week: USD

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  15. 28. lis 2017.

    The state of chat today... Look at all of this crap I need. Sometimes I miss when everyone could just be found on AIM (RIP)

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    12. ruj 2017.

    DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS

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    1. lip 2017.

    Things that are shady: 1) Me 2) Oak trees 3) for putting his ego before the environment and future of the planet

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  18. 25. svi 2017.

    Microsoft is growing! We are searching for a new Site Reliability Engineer on the Outlook Mobile Team in SF.

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    28. ožu 2017.

    In honor of scrapping the , I present 1940's Pittsburg without controls. What's that in the air? Greatness?

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    28. velj 2017.

    "AWS S3 is not suffering an outage and has never, ever suffered an outage, PERIOD"

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