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I lose brain cells so you don't have to. Devops@Walmart. DemSoc liking anarchism. antifascist. BLM/Abolish the Police. Views are mine, not employer’s. He/Him

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    Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 7

    Too many people have not seen this. It resolves many conflicts.pic.twitter.com/4qz5JmJ25l

    10:09 PM - 7 Jun 2021
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    • richard #StopAsianHate #StopAAPIHate Konrad R.K. Ludwig Tribe.exe 🔞 Ruru 🔞 AnkokuXOleander The Machine AdrialDreemer 🔥🍑 MirrorMystic
    35 replies 102 retweets 371 likes
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      2. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        The one shortcoming I would suggest is replacing "calzone" with "burrito", but otherwise I feel this is relatively accurate.

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      3. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        The best part is that I said "this solves many conflicts" but it also causes many more, clearly.

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      4. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        Michael Paulauski Retweeted

        Wow, I think this solves the problem of #6 quite nicely: https://twitter.com/pfeil/status/1402273493203537929 …

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      5. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        You know I really did not expect to start the "sandwich" discourse today, but here we are.

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      6. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        Michael Paulauski Retweeted

        C A R B C U B E https://twitter.com/pfeil/status/1402274687007211527 …

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      7. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        Michael Paulauski Retweeted Moon-faced Assassin of Joy

        Someone has thought about this far more than I have and this is brilliant.https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1402276671953178634?s=20 …

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        Moon-faced Assassin of Joy @NomeDaBarbarian
        Replying to @NomeDaBarbarian @jonathan_gin3 and 2 others
        Maki rolls, though, as depicted, have a sandwich quotient of .3. So higher than a hot pocket, lower than a hot dog. https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1338876619205746688?s=20 …
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      8. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        Michael Paulauski Retweeted L. Ross Raszewski

        Some scientists hypothesize non-euclidian carbohydrate geometries, but so far simulating them has proven unsuccessful.https://twitter.com/lraszewski/status/1402276730719637515 …

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        L. Ross Raszewski @lraszewski
        Replying to @mike10010100
        This suggests that the carbohydrate toroid is a relatively unexplored manifold of food geometry and could provide new previously unexplored meal sensations.
        2 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
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      9. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        Michael Paulauski Retweeted Darius Quebec

        We may have uncovered a seventh geometric formation.https://twitter.com/ksej/status/1402283874005225472?s=20 …

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        Darius Quebec @ksej
        Replying to @mike10010100 @AnaMardoll
        What about something like mac and cheese, where the carbs are evenly distributed throughout the mass?
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      10. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        This also solves the "what about rice and noodle dishes" question quite nicely. One could argue they're more of a salad/bread bowl/soup, but it's a mixed bag.

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      11. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        The number one response I've seen to this post is "so hot dogs are tacos" To which I saypic.twitter.com/rhPXfnKWen

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      12. Michael Paulauski‏ @mike10010100 Jun 8

        Michael Paulauski Retweeted

        OH MY GOD ANOTHER WRINKLE. For real tho I feel like this is a modification of the mac n' cheese question. Or the "plain rice" question. https://twitter.com/ItsRockyRaccoon/status/1402322094617075714?s=20 …

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