"what about this" "it's a chilli. the oils within can blind you and cause gastrointestinal distress" "... what if we made it stronger"
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"okay but hear me out" "fine, kevin" "that wolves that eat our sick and old" "yes" "what if... we became bros" "kevin, you're a genius"
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"What is this?" "It's lye. Industrial-strength cleaning agent." "What if we used it to treat fish and called it lutefisk?"
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more like this: "This dried fish is moldy, but we are hungry." "What if we cleaned it with soap?" "Let's call it a Xmas special."
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what's thus stuff? It's milk, comes out of that big lumbering beast over there. Date you to drink it.
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"Here, I let the white liquid I squeezed out of my goat sit for a few days with a brick on it. Maybe eat some."
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"Oops, I let this stagnant water with grain sitting in it go all foamy." "Have you tried it?" "Yeah, I got dizzy." "Cool."
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Doug ate those white mushrooms and died in horrible agony. Let's eat these brown ones.
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"the water" "yes, the water - the stuff we can't survive in" "what if we stand on a hollow log and ride it into the horizon" "kevin"
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"okay so birds" "where is this going, kevin" "i stole and ate their unborn children" "jesus fuck, kevin"
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