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@midnightmaps

| 20-something old lady | 50% Centaur/50% Chipotle/100% Nope. I use turn signals in parking lots.

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  1. 9 Aug 2016

    Waitlisted

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  2. 2 Jan 2015

    Livin' la vida broka.

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  3. 12 Dec 2014

    Yes can I have 12 orders of the infinite pancakes please.

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  4. 9 Dec 2014

    it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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  5. 21 Nov 2014

    Jaguars sleep for 28 hours a day.

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  6. 9 Nov 2014

    i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

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  7. 9 Nov 2014

    i've always wanted to get a dog and then meet someone with a similar looking dog and have a dog wedding.

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  8. 9 Nov 2014

    me: melody me: you are a slob me: *drops taco bell wrappers on the floor* me: *closes door*

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  9. 9 Nov 2014

    Way to ruin the surprise, Spanish exclamation points.

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  10. 5 Nov 2014

    The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. Just like your mom.

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  11. 1 Sep 2014

    Turn your binoculars around. Now the tigers are smaller and further away. You gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

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  12. 21 Aug 2014

    according to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution

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  13. 19 Aug 2014

    how do i have anyone other than following me who are you people

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  14. 19 Aug 2014

    is doctor who over or did i just eliminate the right people from my life

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  15. 19 Aug 2014

    they made a black annie movie

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  16. 11 Aug 2014

    human: "i enjoy hiking, sports, and being outside" me: gtf away from me

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  17. 11 Aug 2014

    Woops my ten minute study break turned into 4 years

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  18. 11 Feb 2014

    Fuck the law

    ben taylor's post on Vine
    Fuck the law
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  19. 15 Jan 2014

    YOUR GRANDMOTHER KNOWS THE NAME OF YOUR VIBRATOR! YOUR GRANDMOTHER KNOWS THE NAME OF YOUR VIBRATOR!

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