Midnight 🌙

Well YOU got addicted to snorting cocaine off of Yajirobes booty cheeks and said “aw yeah, that’s the stuff!” While drinking gasoline and saying “I need to fill up my car” and then you passed out.

Well after saving Yajirobe YOU took all of his clothes and threw them off korins tower. Then korin jumped off too killing himself after being exposed for keeping the village in his body. You then cut up Yajirobes Dende and eat it like corn on the cob BITCH

Well after Korin killed himself, you jumped in his pussy and tried to save the villagers but you broke every bone in your body, then had to get rushed to the hospital and then Yajirobe let you eat his ass while waiting for recovery BITCH

Well after my injury YOU visited me and starting breast feeding me with your senzu milk saving my life then you tried to sexually assault me but I escaped to a nearby village. You then found oolong and turned him into ramen noodles slurping him to death! BITCH

After I slurped him to death, you went to namek to revive him with the dragon balls and then you sucked him off saying “OH YEAH, GIVE ME THAT BIG PORK CHOP!” You also married him to get unlimited bacon

Well before anything like that happened YOU FUCKED SHENRON AND SLURPED HIM LIKE A PASTA! You then fled the scene going to yardrat eating out the civilians and when you learned instant transmission you starting teleporting everywhere raping people by surprise you sick fuck!

After I thought you instant transmission, you tried to go to Zenos house but then realized it was too far, so you used the button he gave you and went there yourself. You then fucked Zeno and he cane so hard and erased every universe

Then ZENO NUMBER 2 came in and solved everything bringing it all back. Then you lied to the zenos saying that having sex with you is training so you shoved dildos down their throats while they thought they were getting stronger you rapist freak! They kinda liked it tho tbh with u