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    @midnight‏Verified account @midnight 7 Sep 2016

    Jokes about the iPhone 7 are just slightly upgraded jokes about the iPhone 6S.

    11:36 AM - 7 Sep 2016
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      1. Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @midnight

        Dan Telfer Retweeted @midnight

        https://twitter.com/midnight/status/636953887241428992 …

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        iPhone 6S will be probably be heavier. So you can set it on top of your iPhone 6 and flatten it out.
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      2. @midnight‏Verified account @midnight 7 Sep 2016
        Replying to @dantelfer

        they should change the name to GREATEST minds think alike

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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    2. Tommy Campbell‏Verified account @MrTommyCampbell 7 Sep 2016
      Replying to @midnight

      jet black is the iPhone 3GS 7

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    3. St Peter‏ @stpeteyontweety 7 Sep 2016
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      The world is divided into those who can afford those stupid poxy iPhones and those who can't #iPhone7 #AppleEvent

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    4. Mary Mac Bakehouse‏ @MaryMacMixes 7 Sep 2016
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      Yet neither one works...

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    5. Rodney Lacroix‏ @moooooog35 7 Sep 2016
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      But now the jokes come in black.

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    6. Geoff Ryken‏ @geoffryken 7 Sep 2016
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      They're the best iPhone jokes ever created.

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    7. Rich‏ @NemesisUK 7 Sep 2016
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      @greenStell We innovate jokes like they innovate phones. ;-)

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    8. Jeff ⚡️‏ @JeffSarcastic 7 Sep 2016
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      but water resistant 😂

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    9. Quinn In The Red Hat‏ @harleyquinnical 7 Sep 2016
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      I will just wait for the iPhone 7s. Constructed differently but still looks the same. Really the s series is just puns.

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    10. phoenixDownunder‏ @anoniphone 7 Sep 2016
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      #iPhone7 Fook, just dropped my right ear #AirPod down the toilet... May as well throw the other cause I ain't going down there.

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    11. CubsWSChampions‏ @DeanMiller1978 7 Sep 2016
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      What, I can't hear you since I lost my AirPods.....again.

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    12. Galen Warden‏ @TuckFrump2016 7 Sep 2016
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      except no one can hear them without wireless headphones

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    13. Damian Semien 📎‏ @damian_semien 7 Sep 2016
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      yes but you need a special toggle to hear them

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    14. 50 shades of Okay‏ @scaglioned 7 Sep 2016
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      I have an iPhone 5 I can't get that joke

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    15. West Coast Sex God‏ @westcoastsexgod 7 Sep 2016
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      at least they are in new colors.

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    16. Jesse James‏ @That_1Guy_Jesse 7 Sep 2016
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      I've heard it has a removable screen.pic.twitter.com/muCDTZI34l

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    17. Michael‏ @43Silencer 7 Sep 2016
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      and today iPhone is anouncing their new line of i8s. Guess iEight too much.

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