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    Middle Age Riot‏ @middleageriot 20 Jan 2021

    I'm going to make the sound of Ivanka sobbing my ringtone.pic.twitter.com/oBzAob46jT

    7:17 am - 20 Jan 2021
    • 206 Retweets
    • 1,292 Likes
    • rhiannon Lord D’hamcock of Big Meat Isle The Gay Therapist - Lets chat patsfan Gordon stands with Ukraine 🇺🇦 BEA🐝VotesBlue💙MaskUp😷&Vax💉💉💉Care4others❤🌱🌿 Mary Ann Dorothy Debbie L. 🇺🇸🌊
    123 replies . 206 retweets 1,292 likes
      1. T.O. Resident‏ @TO_Resident 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        pic.twitter.com/MAQvTRDqz9

        0 replies . 2 retweets 44 likes
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      1. Sandy Paws‏ @lagloriacubano 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        pic.twitter.com/8mBhxU2Xro

        1 reply . 2 retweets 16 likes
      2. Bee‏ @ladytetterbury 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @lagloriacubano @middleageriot

        How did I miss this? Was this an SNL skit?

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Biff Rendar‏ @biffrendar 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        Daddy we’re in trouble now, so much trouble.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 29 likes
      2. Al litz 3 is nestor safe‏ @litz_al 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @biffrendar @middleageriot

        Daddy what are those tie wraps for ?Vanky they are for us we are going to be arrested.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. onthefritz‏ @Onthefritzie 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        I can’t find live footage and I am petty and need it. Hell, I DESERVE IT

        0 replies . 0 retweets 57 likes
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      1. Grad Vaccinated‏ @gradam1 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        #Inauguration2021 happy moment for our country

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      1. No Talent for Subordination‏ @InezHollander 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        It looks a trifle fake, no?

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      1. The Other One (Craig)‏ @Seasatz60 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        The face you make when the jailer awaits you.

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      1. Richard Iannacone‏ @RichIannacone 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @middleageriot

        Is she crying because Daddy left or because she may be investigated now?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 20 likes
      2.  🌻 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🌻‏ @boelder 20 Jan 2021
        Replying to @RichIannacone @middleageriot

        A little from column A, a little from column B...

        0 replies . 0 retweets 11 likes
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