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    Middle Age Riot‏ @middleageriot 16h16 hours ago

    If Republicans don't like the word "motherfucker" they should stop supporting one.

    11:17 am - 4 Jan 2019
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      1. Margret W.‏ @GManfan64 14h14 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @monyc727

        Word.pic.twitter.com/zqDU53c3wA

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      1. MadMD  ❄️‏ @laurapedirose 16h16 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @ggongwer

        I seem to be sensing Republican hypocrisy again....pic.twitter.com/FIJjW2QIa6

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      1. Spherical Time‏ @sphericaltime 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @mcAvoyxx

        I was able to tell a Trump supporter today: “If you wanted politics to be PC, you should have voted for Hillary.”

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      1. Theresa Johnson‏ @terri0113 15h15 hours ago
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      1.  💋ℜєпέєƝаҽ 💋‏ @ReneNae911 10h10 hours ago
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      1.  ☢️ Flaccid on Accid‏ @PhilChill1 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @akkcrystal36

        Now you should print that on t-shirts & bumper stickers 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Mommy‏ @MommyLv 14h14 hours ago
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      1. Sachi Grace‏ @sachigracen 5h5 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @shellymaxwell

        Trump can't handle it when his opposition "tells it like it is." It's always been completely one-sided on his and his supporters' side of the aisle.

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      1. ruthbellino‏ @sweetgreens007 5h5 hours ago
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      1. Jeanette‏ @jharrison2560 11h11 hours ago
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        oh man - you just keep getting better at this

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      1. Ed Wallace  🌊 🦅 🏈 🇺🇸 🎄 ⛄ 🎅‏ @znoxonyx 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @salsarhopper

        Boom!

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      1. GregS‏ @grimlord2003 13h13 hours ago
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        Republicans have no problem with the word motherfucker or any other obscenity. They endorse it whole heatedly.

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      1. I (thee Magic Eye) Santi‏ @IleneSanti 14h14 hours ago
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      1. JudyB‏ @judme 14h14 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @buffaloon

        😂👍

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      1. M Galb‏ @galb_m 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @middleageriot @doomedlovexx

        #Prisonwallsfortrump

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