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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Aug 2018

    Is Donald Trump a douchebag or an asshole? Like for douchebag, retweet for asshole. Proving a point.

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  2. 11 hours ago

    If Donald Trump isn't a national emergency, nothing is.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    At a news conference in the Rose Garden, Donald Trump lied, misled, distorted, obfuscated, flip-flopped, lied about flip-flopping, flip-flopped about lying, fabricated, prevaricated, misinformed, misrepresented, unhinged his jaw and spewed lies like a fire hose, and fibbed.

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  4. 16 hours ago

    If Republicans don't like the word "motherfucker" they should stop supporting one.

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  5. 21 hours ago

    House Republicans booed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her first day in the U.S. Congress. Not coincidentally, "boo" is what the unquiet dead say when they want to scare the living.

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  6. Jan 3

    Worst Robert Palmer video ever.

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  7. Jan 3

    Maybe you can indict a sitting president, maybe you can't. Either way, let's find out together.

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  8. Jan 3

    Donald Trump: "Can I have a wall?" Nancy Pelosi: "No." DT: "Please?" NP: "No." DT: "Pretty please?" NP: "No." DT: "With sugar on top?" NP: "Okay." DT: "Really?" NP: "No."

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  9. Jan 3

    I refuse to sign my organ donor card until I can get some kind of guarantee that no part of my body will ever be used to keep Donald Trump alive.

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  10. Jan 2

    Calling Trump supporters idiots is a sweeping generalization because some of them are morons.

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  11. Jan 2

    Is Mitt Romney's disappearing and reappearing spine a preexisting condition?

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  12. Jan 2

    2019 in a single photo.

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  13. Jan 1

    Bernie Sanders: "Can I borrow the Democratic Party to run for president?" Elizabeth Warren: "No."

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  14. Jan 1

    Saying "Happy New Year" without sounding like an asshole is the easiest thing in the world, but Donald Trump still can't do it.

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  15. Dec 31

    Let's give Trump and his supporters their own separate country. They can ban Muslims, deport gays, mock sexual assault victims, and stop immigrants at the border. When they finally run out of other people to hate, maybe they will realize that what they really hate is themselves.

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  16. 31 Dec 2018

    Prediction: 2019 is the year that the reality TV show known as the Trump presidency is finally cancelled.

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  17. 30 Dec 2018

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And stupid. We should be scared shitless of stupid.

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  18. 30 Dec 2018

    So far, every 2018 Year in Review compilation has felt like a trailer for Dumb and Dumber with Donald Trump playing both parts.

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  19. 30 Dec 2018

    Bragging about killing "only" two immigrant children is the most Republican thing ever.

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  20. 29 Dec 2018

    To get his wall, Donald Trump should hold his breath until the country turns blue.

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  21. 28 Dec 2018

    For the eleventh straight year, Barack Obama is the Most Admired Man, and for the billionth straight year, Donald Trump isn't.

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