imagine you are at the gym, in the locker room, on a fantastic hair day, when your crush walks in and chooses the locker next to you
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imagine you think to yourself "be cool, look good." imagine you tussle your hair ever-so-slightly and think "I DO look cool"
now imagine your leg gets caught somewhere near the cuff of your pants as you're trying to, as sexily as possible, remove them
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imagine you are falling. imagine you are on the floor with your pants around your ankles. i m a g i n e
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U need to move and change your name
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