when you see an unattended kid and become hyper vigilant for out-of-control cars like 'fuck, I'm gonna have to save his life now I know it'
tangentially related: honestly can't wait to put my kid on one of those cute little dog leashes
8:34 AM - 13 Sep 2014
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