I'm not smiling at your kid because I want to abduct her. I'm smiling at your kid because she's pretending she's a ninja. CHILL.
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@micsolana cmon you totes look like a kidnapper.
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@micsolana well actually since girl kid, you can probs play your#gayprivilege card amirite?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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