annual reminder that our entire "strangers are feeding your kids poison and razor blades" halloween candy panic essentially results from a single, hysterical NYT op-ed in 1970 grounded in zero actual crime. your kids are safe. let them trick-or-treat. https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/30/health/halloween-candy-panic-conversation-wellness/index.html …
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i can always count on you to make me aware of things i didn't need to know by being angry about them
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