Shoutout to all the dads who held on to the story just so they could snag candy from their kids
annual reminder that our entire "strangers are feeding your kids poison and razor blades" halloween candy panic essentially results from a single, hysterical NYT op-ed in 1970 grounded in zero actual crime. your kids are safe. let them trick-or-treat. https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/30/health/halloween-candy-panic-conversation-wellness/index.html …
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i can always count on you to make me aware of things i didn't need to know by being angry about them
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you are reading anger into de-escalation — take a break from twitter maybe!
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Attempting to destroy multiple generations of fun should give us justification to cancel the NYT
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Always at the cutting edge of every moral panic.
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My favorite are warnings about strangers giving out edibles to children. Like…do people know how expensive those are
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Remember, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you, that shits expensive.
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the future is full of razor blades poisoning our children, we must fight it lol
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I believe they were LSD tattoos?
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