dear men, what is preventing you from looking like thispic.twitter.com/EH3LfNgrAw
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one of my favorite bizarre alt history theories is everyone actually used to look like this, but over many generations abundant resources protected and proliferated maladaptive traits until we all just became objectively physically not as hothttps://twitter.com/io_nathaniel/status/1441497784448917508 …
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How bizarre and how alt do you think it is?
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The Nephilim were in the earth in those days ...
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My parents are definitely hotter than mepic.twitter.com/XOKY8UJQaS
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I’m not sure about mine. It’s very competitivepic.twitter.com/csHdzzTkRU
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My theory is that we stopped teaching our kids to fight snakes
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Also they wrestled. Lifting weights = sterile, neutered Wrestling for fun = lindy, eternal
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All a status game. In history not having to do physical labor was a status symbol so while the masses were fit the aristocracy became fat. Then as everyone left physical labor it flipped as having time and money for health and fitness became a status symbol.
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That doesn’t explain the bigger dicks though.
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Finally BDVC Twitter.
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