"we shouldn't go to mars until we fix earth" ok motherfucker you asked for it
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floridian seawall. nuclear-powered desalination. terraform the sahara. terraform australia. strip antarctica, and rebuild the zealandian continent. genetically-modified ostriches that we can ride like chocobos. NO EXCUSES.
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You forgot the plan for Greenland
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planet's warming, give greenland a century or so and they'll be fine without our help
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More people should be talking about this… NO EXCUSES
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Ride a bike bro
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spoken like a real no-chocobo-having-ass loser
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this take is hostile to media. if we go around solving problems what will they write about. think of all the jobs.
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they will make shit up and complain the entire time, and we will make fun of them, and things will still get better. everyone wins
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