ok red-blooded Americans — I’m going to throw a 4th of July party as a bit, what foods do I need? what drinks course should follow the turkey dew?
please keep this downhome and authentic
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ppl will try to impress you with fancy bullshit in your mentions, and yes there are a thousand things you could add that would make sense, but the staples are just: hot dogs, burgers, budweiser. some kind of dessert that looks like a flag always welcome, and of course fireworks.
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perfect answer, knew you’d be good for this mike. sheet pan cake?
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perfect - blueberries / strawberries for red and blue elements a classic move
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“ppl will try to impress you with fancy bullshit” Yep, 100%. Threads like these are always full of people posting things like, “it’s not even 4th of July without [some complicated thing that I’ve never once associated with the holiday]”
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Grant's favorite whiskey is a must-have as wellpic.twitter.com/ruWTgjhTzF
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unironically yes
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