once you reach 1m twitter followers jack should mail you a gold watch and ban you for life. (this is a joke but would also probably save human civilization)
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also: remove all blue checks, ban all politicians from the platform, disable quote tweet (this will be bad for me personally, but good for the world), cap retweets on every tweet, regardless of content, at 1k, and release a slew of tools for mass blocking. slow this shit DOWN.
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